“See, there was this see-saw. And I was trying to crawl on top of it, but it flipped up in the air and…”

“BAM! It smacked me right in the eye. And I cried and the teachers held me, and I informed them that it was totally unacceptable that the see-saw didn’t cooperate with my plans.”

“But it turned out OK. Now none of the kids in my class try to take my toys away, cause I look tough. See my tough face? So tough.”