Jane: We’re getting married to Fayez.
Me: No baby, I’m getting married to Fayez.
Jane: NO, ME TOO. I’M GETTING MARRIED TOO.
Me: Fine. You too.
Jane: Yes. And I will wear a fancy dress.
Jane: And then I’ll live in New York with the big buildings.
Jane: I need some water now. With ice.
Me: Can I get you anything else your highness?
Jane: No. I’m good.