Jane feels great. Now it’s my turn to deal with daycare cooties. But who cares about that? Let’s get a quick recap of what Jane learned this weekend.
1. She is hissing like a snake constantly. On purpose.
2. She discovered her nipples, tried to pull them off, and realized it was perhaps the worst idea she’d ever had.
3. She went swimming in a real pool.
4. She noticed the swollen lymph nodes on my neck and took great delight in slapping me, leaning close and whispering, “hi.” Good medicine.