Oh, Boogers

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Yesterday was less than fun. I went to get blood drawn. I went for a chest x-ray. Then I came back across town on a bus to pick Jane up at her school. My hair was frizzy. My chest was wheezy. My attitude was one of full blown mully-grubs.

And that’s when I noticed the man sitting across from me, in his wheelchair, carefully and slowly wiping boogers all over the bus wall beside him.

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The Hipster Epidemic

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Today I saw a woman in her early twenties with heavily permed hair and a banana clip. I saw another woman wearing a bright yellow parachute material jacket. Aunt-Jackie-on-Rosanne over sized sweaters with bears on them and mom jeans pulled up under armpits. Ironic tattoos of hot dogs. MAN BUNS on dudes wearing slim cut high water slacks and pointy shoes.

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