Jane: Miss Vivian was not at school today. We had another teacher.
Me: Oh, did you have Miss Willetta instead?
Jane: Yes. Miss Vivian was not there. She was at her coronation.
Me: What? Do you mean her vacation?
Jane: No. Her coronation.
Me: I bet it’s a vacation. I can assure you Miss Vivian is not having a coronation.
Jane: NO IT’S A CORONATION. She will have fun and have a party and have a break from kids! Miss Willetta said so!
Me: Okay. Fair enough. Can I have a coronation?
Jane: No. You cannot leave.